There you are you son of a bitch, I knew I was still up and running. Over 6 damn years I've given to this place. I wonder how many friendships I've flushed down the toilet all because of how horny I was or how much of a dick I've been. Well now, I'm going to make things right, or at least apologize. I'll be checking in on you from time to time.
-Signed, Alex
P.S. It's about time.
Hello there ^^
oh shit, he's alive
Whom'st the fuck are you?